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Topic: Washington State Bar Association

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy, Hillary Clinton

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Appearance:

Intimidating

Personality:

Brave

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Banker, Private Detective

Interest(s):

Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Ski gear

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting a divorce

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Member: Seattle-King County, Washington State and American Bar Associations; Washington Defense Trial Lawyers and Defense Research Institute.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Leachman also is a member of the Washington State and American Bar Associations, including their Labor and Employment Law and Litigation Sections.
She is past treasurer of the Yakima County Bar Association and was a member of the Long Range Planning Committee of the Washington State Young Lawyers Division.
Seattle attorney Gretchen Baumgardner has been appointed Assistant Chair of the Washington State Bar Association's Disciplinary Committee for the coming year.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Washington State Bar Association, King County Bar Association, and American Bar Association.
Hillman is a member of the Washington State Bar Association and the King County Bar Association.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Hillman was admitted to the Washington State Bar Association in 1986.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Yakima County, Washington State, and American Bar Associations.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Robert is admitted to the Washington State Bar and is a member of the King County Bar Association and American Immigration Lawyers Association.
She is a member of the Washington State Trial Lawyers Association and the King County Bar Association.
Plaster is a member of the Clark and Multnomah County and Oregon and Washington State Bar Associations.

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