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Topic: Texas Bar Association

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald, Monica Lewinksy

Politics:

Republican

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Banker, Private Detective

Interest(s):

Law, Real estate

Favorite movie(s):

The Bodyguard

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Listens to:

Destiny's Child, Blink 182

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting a divorce, Being Dolly Parton's slave

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Texas Court Reporters Association works with established pro bono programs recognized by the State Bar of Texas.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He is a member of the Texas Association of Defense Counsel and has served as committee chairman and moderator for the Houston Bar Association.
He was elected President of the Texas Young Lawyers Association and he served on the state Bar of Texas Executive Committee from 1989-1992.
Howard was licensed by the State Bar of Texas in November 1986 and has been a member of the American Immigration Lawyers Association since August 1993.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Texas Association of Professionals Federal Credit Union A Gourmet Buffet, Private Betting Window and Pavilion Cash Bar!

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I was admitted to the Texas Bar Association in 1961.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Jim was admitted to the Texas State Bar in 1974 and is a member of the Travis County Bar Association.
The State Bar of Texas began in 1882 when 300 lawyers and judges gathered in Galveston to form the Texas Bar Association.
Campbell was admitted to the Texas Bar Association in 1968, the U.

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