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Topic: Heart Association

Related:
  Heart    Association  
  American Heart Association    Heart of Love  
  Heart Disease    Heart Attack  
  Association of Professional    Bar Association  
  Heart and Soul    Sacred Heart  
  American Medical Association    Heart Rate  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite sport(s):Swimming,  Walking
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The American Heart Association unveiled its new dietary guidelines, which have been expanded to include specific recommendations tailored to an individual's risk of heart disease and stroke.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

She is certified in the American Heart Association Basic Life Support for Health Care Providers and attends Southeastern University majoring in Special Education.
Using American Heart Association guidelines and Cal OSHA curriculum, we tailor our training and scheduling to your needs.
American Heart Association An extensive source of information on cardiovascular dieases including a home, health and family section, health news and an interactive risk assessment test for heart disease.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The American Heart Association recommends that saturated fat intake should be less than 10% of the total daily intake of calories.
The American Heart Association has recommended that people with low HDL go on a diet high in unsaturated fat rather than replacing fat with carbohydrate.
The American Heart Association recommends that no more than 10 percent of total calories consumed daily should come from a combination of TFAs and/or saturated fatty acids.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This American Heart Association award will allow Dr Porter to continue her studies into the establishment of important genetic models of human disease.
The American Heart Association web site has a variety of useful information regarding cardiovascular disease and treatment including an extensive glossary of terms.
American Heart Association The web site for the AHA that provides an extensive source of information on cardiovascular diseases including different publications of the American Heart Association.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

That situation is IF the patient needs to undergo a medical or dental procedure before which the American Heart Association recommends giving patients with certain heart valvular disease an antibiotic to help prevent an infection of the heart called bacterial endocarditis.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The American Heart Association Will Congress stand up to special interest money and support this important federal litigation to recover the costs of treating tobacco-related diseases or will Congress succumb to the power of campaign cash and protect the tobacco companies?
 
 
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