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Topic: Lung Association

Related:
  Lung    Association  
  American Lung Association    Association of Professional  
  Bar Association    Lung Cancer  
  American Medical Association    Lung Disease  
  Trade Association    Association of Realtors  
  American Bar Association    Homeowners Association  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The American Lung Association State of Tobacco Control 2002 report does not grade local ordinances, but the grading system does penalize state laws that preempt local control.
The American Lung Association of Oregon is dedicated to creating a volunteer network to promote health by increasing awareness of indoor pollutants and providing a tool for education that will directly benefit the health of our neighbors and community members.
The American Lung Association State of Tobacco Control 2002 analyzes and grades enacted legislation—not the efforts of organizations such as the American Lung Association and tobacco control coalitions.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The American Lung Association of Georgia sponsors lung health programs and special events throughout the year to raise money for the fight against lung disease.
The American Lung Association provides indepth information about preventing lung disease and preserving lung health.
The American Lung Association founded in 1904 battles all forms of lung disease, with special emphasis on asthma, tobacco control and environmental health.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The American Lung Association of Maryland funds young and established investigators to conduct basic and clinical research designed to find cures and prevent and relieve the suffering associated with lung disease.
The American Lung Association of Maryland also provides seed money to investigators at any stage in their career development to initiate groundbreaking studies that will expand their research in new directions.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The American Lung Association of Oregon has free materials on how to test and protect your home and offers coupons for inexpensive radon test kits from the National Safety Council.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The American Lung Association is disappointed that the principles for tobacco legislation presented today by the Republican leadership fall tragically short of what is needed to protect public health.
The American Lung Association looks forward to working with President Clinton and the Congress to enact legislation that will dramatically reduce teen smoking.
It is the American Lung Association’s wake up call to state elected officials to meet the challenge of tobacco control and enact strong laws that can save lives.
 
 
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