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Topic: Quality Assurance

Related:
  Quality    Assurance  
  High quality    Software Quality Assurance  
  Quality Service    Quality System  
  Quality of Life    Quality Low Cost  
  Quality Management    Quality Control  
  Software Quality    Water Quality  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  CEO,  Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers,  Business,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Listens to:AC/DC
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

ISO 9001 is an internationally recognized quality assurance system which lets our domestic as well as international customers know that they can count on the consistent quality of Simpson Strong-Tie's products and services.
Quality assurance and testing laboratories have today become a very important foundation for excellence in any manufacturing or research organization.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Applied Quality Assurance principles and techniques/control procedures to a testing effort that was executed in a mainframe environment that did not have any testing software tools.
Quality assurance testing was undertaken in a desktop environment identical to that which normal users would use through a web browser and the viewONE image viewer.
Software Quality Assurance with minimum 3+ years of experience as a QA Test engineer in a software development environment.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is not uncommon for a quality assurance audit to shutdown a manufacturing facility when the calibration records fail to demonstrate compliance with such standards as ISO 9000.
The Quality Assurance Department is led by the QA Manager whose role lies in the coordination and direction of quality assurance activities and in reviewing, consulting and auditing.
The quality assurance procedures used throughout our laboratories are "in substantial compliance" with the ISO 25 and ISO 9000 standards that so many of our clients require.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Quality Solutions' customized training and consulting services will provide you with a fully integrated quality assurance system aligned to ISO 9000 2000 requirements.
Quality assurances for all rolled ring products is supported by Rotek’s Total Quality Management system, certified by Det Norske Veritas as complying with ISO 9001 and ISO 9002.
Our quality management certification to EN ISO 9001 is your assurance that our products and services comply with clearly defined, stringently applied quality standards.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Quality assurance catches the problems discovered through use of quality control testcases, but also finds problems uncovered through more general site reviews and ad hoc usability and consistency testing.
 
 
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