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Topic: Astoria Federal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Hillary Clinton

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Intelligence:

Retarded

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite Card Game(s):

Poker

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer, Bankruptcy, Winning the lottery

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Astoria Federal Savings and Loan Assoc.
Astoria Federal Savings and Loan Association v.

John Fielding,
CEO

Engelke is Chairman, President, and Chief Executive Officer, Astoria Federal Savings and Loan.

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