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Topic: Atlanta Braves

Related:
  Brave    Atlanta  
  Atlanta Georgia    Atlanta Braves baseball  
  Atlanta New    City of Atlanta  
  Atlanta Home    Atlanta Journal Constitution  
  Atlanta Journal Constitution    Club Atlanta  
  Brave New World    Atlanta Journal  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap
Most admires:Jane Fonda,  Michael Jordan,  Bernito Mussolini
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Drew Carey Show
Favorite activity(s):Trading cards,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Baseball,  Hockey
Likes to wear:Baseball cap
Listens to:Bon Jovi
Favorite sportsperson(s):Hank Aaron (baseball),  Babe Ruth (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The Atlanta Braves signed righthanded relief pitcher Roberto Hernandez on Wednesday to a one-year contract.
John Fielding,
CEO

Atlanta Braves - Announced RHP Greg Maddux accepted salary arbitration.
Atlanta Braves - Announced C Javy Lopez exercised his option with team for 2003.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

AOL Time Warner is considering selling the Atlanta Braves and Walt Disney has put the Anaheim Angels baseball team up for auction.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Atlanta Braves have had an affiliate in the Carolina League for 23 seasons and these are the organization’s only two championships in this league during that time span.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Atlanta Braves pitcher John Smoltz gave himself five-inch-long welts in March when he tried to iron his polo shirt while wearing it.
Atlanta Braves' John Rocker slammed the 7 subway train, then he got slammed for being such a bigot.
The Braves were opening their home season that evening at Atlanta Stadium in a game that played merely a supporting role to the grandest drama ever to unfold in baseball history.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

He was picked up in the 27th round of the 1990 Major League Baseball Amateur Draft by the Atlanta Braves and played one season in Pulaski before switching to the coaching ranks in 1992.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Atlanta Braves - Agreed to terms with C Brian McCann and assigned him to the Braves of the Gulf Coast League.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The Atlanta Braves and Turner Field: Turner Field has something for everyone to enjoy, whether you like watching baseball or indulging in the traditional baseball game food.
Atlanta Braves Fan Even though Bobby Cox does some things that I find pretty dumb, he has to be about the best manager in the NL.
 
 
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