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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Middle Atlantic

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Tiger Woods

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Bicycle

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine, National Geographic

Education:

College

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Interest(s):

The weather weather's

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Volleyball, Swimming

Favorite destination(s):

Scandinavia

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jesse Owens, Jack Nicklaus (golf), Tonya Harding (figure skating)

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

This Autonomous Region of Portugal placed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is proud to welcome you to one of the World's most beautiful territories.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This was all very reassuring to me BEFORE I found myself out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, entertaining the crew with a solo performance of "butt bongo" to the pounding rhythm of the waves.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Middle Atlantic Wrestling Association (MAWA) Championships - This May AAU competition is the toughest freestyle event in the Mid- Atlantic region, usually drawing more wrestlers than the USAW Eastern Regionals.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

MIDDLE ATLANTIC U2 RACK SHELF Save yourself those extra trips carrying your loose, heavy equipment!

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

MIDDLE ATLANTIC LBX-3 LOCKING SECURITY BOX These rack mount lockboxes provide secure storage at a reasonable price.
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MIDDLE ATLANTIC UTR1 MOUNTING TRAY This half rack space shelf mounts 1 or 2 pieces of half rack equipment horizontally.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

MIDDLE ATLANTIC UNI-1 UNIVERSAL CONNECTOR PANEL User configurable, rack panel features 16 laser cut knockouts.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MIDDLE ATLANTIC PD-2X615 LONG 12 OUTLET DUAL 15A The PD Series is a comprehensive vertical power strip line stocked in 11 pre-configured strips in 3 different sizes - available and ready to ship.
MIDDLE ATLANTIC PD-1415C-NS LONG 14 OUTLET SINGLE 15A The PD Series is a comprehensive vertical power strip line stocked in 11 pre-configured strips in 3 different sizes - available and ready to ship.
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Josh Hogan,
Commander

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, we encountered very rough seas that our ship's main mast broke off and fell.

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