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Topic: Dog Attack

Related:
  Dog    Attack  
  Dogs and Cats    Heart Attack  
  Dog Breeds    Terrorist Attacks  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Vicious
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Lawyer,  Prison Guard
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Dog,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These dogs were initially only about two hundred feet from the hippos in their pool and could easily attack any of the smaller hippos.
Roundworms are 4 to 5 inch long parasites that attack the small intestines and respiratory tract of dogs.
Dogs do not get heart attacks and strokes, but they can have severe problems leading to heart failure.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Even domesticated dogs will attack a stranger or other dogs if they do not feel comfortable with them, often quite viscously.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The dogs above were at ease prior to the gun fire attack victim competition.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The next step was an experiment to import dogs from the mountain regions of Eastern Europe where they are traditionally kept to guard sheep from attacks by wolves.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Highly trained police dogs rarely attack unless at the command of their handlers.
Dogs that are in or have had any type of guard or attack training are not allowed to participate due to possible poor training that may have taken place; we do not want to risk an accident.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

WHEN DOGS ATTACK - liability of dog owners Our February/March 2000 issue included an article about the liability of owners of animals which contained a section on the liability of dog owners.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

They may attack dogs as potential predators - one more good reason to leave pets at home.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Search and rescue dogs have been killed in the line of duty in the demonic attack on New York City and Washington DC.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

He does not like dogs and attacks them but gets along with other cats.
 
 
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