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Topic: Audio files

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Camcorder, Windows computer

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Listens to:

Techno, Ambient, Alternative

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Audio files also have a variety of file types, ranging from WAV and AU files to RealAudio RAM files.
WAV files are probably the simplest of the common formats for storing audio samples.
These audio files may not be made available for public download on other web sites or FTP servers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Original audio files can be compressed and emailed to a transcription service as attachments if necessary or can be encrypted for greater security.
Audio files require RealAudio player, which is available in the TeachersFirst Toolbox.
MP3 files are compressed digital audio files.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All audio files are in the format of MP3s, which means in order for you to listen to them you need to have an MP3 player installed in your PC.
These files are digital audio of the highest quality currently available on the Net and can be played using the free Liquid Audio Player.
Audio files are availble in MP3 format, which can be played on a variety of audio plug-ins.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These audio files can be played by a few different applications on both Windows PCs and Macintosh computers.
Audio is prepared as mono AIFF files and is transferred using a software utility from either a PC or a Macintosh.
MP3 files are highly compressed audio files that maintain CD audio quality.

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