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Topic: Austin Chronicle

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  Chronicle    Austin  
  Austin Texas    San Francisco Chronicle  
  University of Texas at Austin    University of Texas at Austin  
  Houston Chronicle    Austin American  
  City of Austin    New Austin  
  Chronicle Books    Austin Powers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Winston Churchill,  Henry Kissinger
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  People
Favorite author(s):Niccolo
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite great leader(s):Winston Churchill,  Otto von Bismarck,  Margaret Thatcher
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite movie(s):Indiana Jones
Listens to:The Who "The Who",  Blink 182,  Bob Dylan
Favorite philosopher(s):Cicero
Favorite quote(s):"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

March 01, 2002 The Austin Chronicle's story " Information Wants to Be Worthless " by Bruce Sterling mentions MetaFilter among the thriving sites in the post-downturn economy.
We grilled the city editors of the Austin American-Statesman and the Houston Chronicle about their part in this conspiracy only to find out that our source, who we thought to be a highly placed media executive, was a local paperboy.
Houston Chronicle Austin Bureau AUSTIN -- Black mold may have spawned an insurance crisis, but a study by Texas doctors has found no link between mold and toxic disease.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

You do just about everything from web design to illustration to jewelry design and have been lauded as one of Austin's up and coming jewelry designers in the Austin Chronicle’s After A Fashion column.
Will the 50s retro hotels becomes the centers where kinky Austinites carry out the fantasies sought after in the Austin Chronicle's Variations ads?
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Wild Seeds were started in 1984 by music writer Michael Hall, who had scribbled for legendary mag Trouser Press as well as Austin's Austin Chronicle , Third Coast , and the Austin American-Statesman.
Tim was also a founding member and writer for Monks' Night Out, another Austin sketch comedy and improv troupe, and helped the group win "Best Theater Group" in the Chronicle's Reader's Poll during the year he was with them.
Echoset was voted one of Austin's top 10 Rock bands by the Austin Chronicle Music Poll 2002.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

PRESS RELEASES The Austin Chronicle's Andy Langer weighs-in on where SIMS is at.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you can't find it here, check out the Austin American Statesman classifieds or the Austin Chronicle classifieds!
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Overall, not only did ten new sushi bars open in the past 18 months, but your favorite tree-eating media outlets, the Austin Chronicle and the Austin American-Statesman, both jumped on the sushi bandwagon and started seriously looking at the sushi phenom in Austin.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

The Austin Chronicle's Review of the 2001 Planet of the Apes remake: Uhh, its the new one guys!
 
 
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