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Topic: Australian Bureau of Statistics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm), Caravan

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, National Geographic

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the beach

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Geography, Economics, Geneology

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Favorite destination(s):

Australia, United States of America, Florida

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Australian Bureau of Statistics housing prices index for capital cities shows growth in prices of 2.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Australian Bureau of Statistics does have a lower limit of income generated from an agricultural enterprise before it is included in its statistics.
CREDC is purchasing the latest available Australian Bureau of Statistics census data for use by members and the public.
Australian Bureau of Statistics data from the 1996 Census revealed that over 3 million Australians spoke a language other than English at home.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) Times Series available through the ABS gopher s ervice has been enhanced to include OECD statistics.
Australian Bureau of Statistics The presentation focuses on the way in which the ABS has endeavoured to improve data quality from two angles.
Australian Bureau of Statistics catalogue of publications and products.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Australian Bureau of Statistics has estimated that there are currently 650 ISPs in Australia and that to date 3.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Contact the Australian Bureau of Statistics to obtain Census counts or the latest Estimated Resident Population figures.

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