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In the News - 19 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Port Authority of NY

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Alexander Bell, Bill Gates

Appearance:

Overweight

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver, Terrorist

Education:

None

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Interest(s):

Aviation

Favorite great thinker(s):

Timothy Leary

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Port Authority of NY and NJ.
Port Authority of NY and NJ (Pass)

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For some arcane legal reason the Port Authority of NY State and NJ did not have to comply with the New York City Building Code, and Fire Codes.
As a matter of practice, the Port Authority of NY & NJ operates wholly in an environmentally responsible manner and is supportive of all reasonable efforts to conserve natural resources.
Be assured that neither the Port Authority of NY/NJ nor Massport is going to permit a start-up port to steal any of its carrier clientele.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Visit the NY NJ Port Authority at 42nd Street even if you don't have an interstate bus to catch.
Anonymous, Port Authority of NY and NJ "I am excited about the things I've learned in this course.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Port Authority of NY and NJ approve Tapertube Piles.

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