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Topic: Auto Body Repair

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Henry Ford

Favorite possession(s):

House, SUV, Lawnmower

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Truck driver, Janitor, Bus Driver

Favorite great thinker(s):

Christian Huygens

Interest(s):

Boating

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Cycling, Sailing

Favorite movie(s):

Titanic

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are your northern Illinois source for auto body and collision repair, located in Manteno, Illinois.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

We even offer car painting for other auto body and collision repair shops!
Restivo Auto Body and Towing has more than 25 years experience and has grown to be the largest collision repair shop in Carroll County.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Perfection Auto Body offers a wide range of services to meet the needs of almost any collision repair situation.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Repair: auto body shop and used car paint, collision repair and rebuild shop.
Is the auto body shop that repaired the vehicle approved to do ICBC repairs?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Stager's Auto Body offers a life time guarantee on all repairs!
Frame repairs are guaranteed by Richs Auto Body Inc.
The Auto Body Repairs are guaranteed by Sevell's unconditionally for as long as you own the vehicle.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Auto Refinishing and Body Repair Shops use the same high-quality paints, tools and equipment to ensure the quality of their workmanship.
Basic automotive body repair and refinishing helps to prepare the student for employment in the auto body repair trade.
Auto Refinishing and Body Repair uses Sherwin Williams Automotive products for all of its finishes.

User Talk

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