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Topic: Instant auto insurance quotes

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Gore

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Apartment

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Truck driver

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Boating

Listens to:

Billy Gilman, Shania Twain, Bluegrass

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer, Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)

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John Fielding,
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