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Topic: O'Reilly Auto

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Motorcycle, SUV

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Car and Driver magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

That 70's Show

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite great thinker(s):

Samuel Morse

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Running, Watching TV

Likes to wear:

Chicken suit

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter), Jesse Owens

Favorite drink(s):

Coffee

Favorite quote(s):

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

Expert Talk

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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

(finish determined the inside starting positions in the first eight rows of the Preliminary Feature lineup) Second O'Reilly Auto Parts Dash (five laps): 1.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The 2003 schedule for the O'Reilly Auto Parts American Sprint Car Series presented by Love's Travel Stops and Country Stores, which will feature approximately 55-60 nights of racing action, will be released soon.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Stop by any area O'Reilly Auto Parts store, QuikTrip, or Jiffy Lube to receive your free voucher, or click here for more information.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

" O'Reilly Auto Parts is one of the largest specialty retailers of automotive aftermarket parts, tools, supplies, equipment and accessories in the United States, serving both the do-it-yourself and professional installer markets.
Mitchell1 now integrates with the CCITriad Aftermarket Parts Catalog allowing repair shops to electronically check inventory and order parts from select parts suppliers including O'Reilly Auto Parts.
On January 27, 1998, O'Reilly acquired Hi/LO Auto Supply, 182 auto parts stores located in Texas and Louisiana, and a distribution center in Houston, Texas.

John Fielding,
CEO

"Having O'Reilly Auto Parts on board will help us further meet our goals of providing the best Sprint Car racing possible for our fans, promoters and race teams.
A significant feature of the agreement will be the sales of tickets to ASCS events at local O'Reilly Auto Parts outlets during the 2003 racing season.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Be sure to listen to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Race Report, every Sunday night at 7PM hosted by Steve Parker, Sam Atwell, and Mark Merrell.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

O'Reilly Auto Parts All-Star Series, NASCAR Touring point leader Steve Boley survived a long see-saw battle with Joe Kosiski, then outran Steve Ihm to take his seventh win of the season.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

New items you can get for your vehicles go to O'Reilly Auto Parts at 4205 34th street location for all your Sport Compact or Euro sport Products for all types of vehicles.
Whether at a Car Show, Monster Truck Event or Community Festival, O'Reilly Auto Parts is excited to be involved in your hometown.

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