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Topic: Autopsy

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Jack the Ripper,  Lee Harvey Oswald
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Insane
Dream job(s):Funeral director,  Nurse,  Private Detective
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Two subsequent autopsies revealed no discernible cause of death, but UFOs had been observed and reported to the police by multiple witnesses in that area, at the approximate time of the young man’s death.
Autopsies performed on some the whales that are believed to have died as a result of exposure to sound produced by the LFAS have found that certain organs had ruptured and other organs showed evidence of bleeding.
Autopsies were almost never performed immediately after death; some had to wait long enough for tissue deterioration to obscure significant pathological signs and to raise doubts about whether all observed abnormalities were present before d eath.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Autopsies show that smokers have higher levels of polonium-210 in their lungs than non-smokers.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It is against the religious conviction of many cultures to submit to autopsies, including the Muslim faith.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

These two items were locked in a vault underneath the Kremlin since the end of the war and the three separate autopsies performed on his body as ordered by Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Histopathologic studies of tissue from autopsies on the 41 armadillos and microbiologic studies on tissues from 32 of the animals provided evidence indicating that the cause of the natural disease in armadillos may be M.
Two of my patients died, the autopsies should have been performed and properly analysed in regard to autoradiographic analysis of the skeletal deposition of uranium.
Such a committee when functioning well provides a neutral group that leads psychological autopsies and gives guidelines to the whole health team.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Erdmann pled guilty to seven felonies relating to the faked autopsies and was stripped of his medical license in 1992.
The Coroner performs autopsies and toxicology tests, and testifies as an expert witness in court on causes of death.
Graduates will work under the supervision and direction of a pathologist during autopsies required for medical or criminal purposes.
 
 
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