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Topic: Autopsy Photos

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Most admires:

Matt Druge, Tupac Shakur

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Personality:

Insane

Religion(s):

Scientologist

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite TV show(s):

King of the Hill

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie

Favorite great thinker(s):

Arthur C Clarke

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Favorite online activity(s):

Writing in their secret blog

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Paper renews Earnhardt autopsy-photo law fight.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

None has produced autopsy photos or other forms of proof, though, despite the fact that Fox would probably pay a fortune for the TV rights.
Earnhardt autopsy photo law challenged: Battle over access to the NASCAR legend's autopsy photos enters a new round of legal wrangling.
Do you think the public should have access to Dale Earnhardt's autopsy report and photos?

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Sentinel sought to have Earnhardt's 33 autopsy photos examined by an independent safety expert to determine whether better safety equipment could have saved Earnhardt's life.
Celebrity autopsy photos, police crime scene photos and reports, and other items of unspeakable gruesomeness.
Proponents of the law say it protects families from seeing their relative's autopsy photos published or placed on the Internet.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
janice
2005-08-06 18:50:42

leave dale alone and let us remember him when he was alive. there are plenty of others you can fight in court.

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