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Topic: Saks Fifth Avenue

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eddie Murphy, Julius Caesar

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Favorite TV show(s):

Here's Lucy

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder, James Dean

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Favorite great leader(s):

Hannibal

Favorite royal(s):

Haile Selassie

Favorite movie(s):

A Clockwork Orange, Indiana Jones

Likes to wear:

Banana Republic, Lacoste, Armani

Favorite philosopher(s):

Cicero

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

SAKS FIFTH AVENUE SALUTE TO AUTUMN ARTS: October 10 - November 3: Two floors of art by leading Santa Barbara guest artistsR.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

SAKS FIFTH AVENUE grey tweed no fabric tag feels like wool pants pleated cuffed.
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE red and white check dress shirt with French cuffs and white collar and cuffs.
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE black patent with suede tie ups BRAND NEW WITH TAGS Retail’s for $128.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Saks Fifth Avenue - the sites offers its mail order order catalog and details about its stores.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

A security guard at Saks Fifth Avenue has testified that when Winona Ryder was detained for shoplifting she told him that she was doing research to prepare for a role as a shoplifter.
Saks Fifth Avenue has already chosen Auntie Clause as the theme for its holiday window displays.
Saks Fifth Avenue is just the latest to get into the action.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: . 2004-11-18 19:19:46
From: mj schubargo 2005-02-26 15:53:49	to whom would i talk to about a pair of kate spade shoes i bought at saks last year?
From: evelyn oliger 2005-05-12 21:53:57	I have an umbrella with a saks label. the cover has no hem which indicates age, it has a black leather wrapped handle. ten ribs made of metal contruction. on the handle it has a gold insert with a diamond shape attached. could you give me an approxiamate age or the origanal cost. i collect umbrellas and i knew it was old but did not know how old. please help

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