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Topic: Average

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO, Tax Collector

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Economics, Business

Favorite sport(s):

Cricket

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Being normal

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The averages are based on the FIRST NINE ROUNDS of the last WIRRAL INDOOR LEAGUE, discounting the LOWEST TWO scores CLUB AVERAGES CAN ONLY BE USED FOR NEW SHOOTERS.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Annual rainfall averages 1125mm; the vegetation types are mainly swamp communities, papyrus, Miscanthidium or swamp forest and are associated with alluvial conditions.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

That averages out to high rankings in almost all of the search engines, guaranteeing your business the generation of new interest and consumer inquiries on a daily basis.
This site currently averages 1,000 pageviews a day and will let you link your BBQ site in the pigroast.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

If two averages are said to be "significantly different," the probability is less than 5% that the difference is from chance or the probability exceeds 95% that the difference resulted from the treatments applied.
Response frequencies and ratios are compared to normal and abnormal averages to determine if pathology or a particular tendency is present.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Our diocese averages 7 priest = s deaths each year, half of whom are active.

John Fielding,
CEO

The likelihood of the averages rising seems strong now that so many other heavily weighted stocks have attractive dividend yields and PE ratios.
Babson was an advocate of the utilizing the law of averages in investing which resulted in diversification of investments.
Summit's complement of staff averages 10 years experience and service to both individuals and businesses on their insurance needs.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Found that first graders from more appropriate kindergarten classrooms had higher reading averages than children from less appropriate kindergarten classrooms.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Rocky Point averages less than 4 inches of rain annually and is located far enough north along the shore of the Sea of Cortez that stormy weather days are few and far between.

User Talk

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