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Topic: Web Site Awards

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Model

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alfred Nobel

Interest(s):

Business, Computers, Photography

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The awards were the result of a yearlong research project that assessed the overall quality of congressional web sites.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Some awards have online applications, while others require that you contact the administrator by mail or through a web site.
Michael was previously the web author of the award winning Trent University web site and proficient at programming copious quantities of html documents.

John Fielding,
CEO

Our web site was selected and recognized by some of the largest medical, health and disability organizations and has won multiple awards.
OVI is proud to list on this web site the prior winners of its Partners in Excellence awards, which are shown on our Partners in Excellence page.
Golden Web Award is presented quarterly to those sites whose web design and content have achieved levels of excellence deserving of recognition.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Awards for outstanding Web authoring skills demonstrated in the development of a regional community Web site.
Our web sites consistently rank in the top 5 for the health insurance industry and have received several awards for innovation and functionality.
The Web site also provides tips from grant reviewers, profiles of successful grantseekers, and monthly news highlighting brand new awards.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our award winning web site promotion software can dramatically increase your web site traffic.
Some awards have online applications, while others require that you contact the administrator through a Web site or through a mailing address.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

This web site reached the finals of the prestigious 1999 Australian Financial Review/Telstra Australian Internet Awards in the Youth category!

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