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Topic: Funny and cool away messages

Related:
  Funny    Funny SMS Messages  
  AIM away messages    Funny Answering Machine Messages  
  Away message for AOL    Aim away funny message  
  Funny SMS text messages    Away message O and anything cool  
  Message    Away  
  Funny voice mail messages  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Pokemon cards
Favorite website(s):Jennicam,  Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Intelligence:Intelligent
Favorite computer game(s):StarCraft
Favorite movie(s):Saturday Night Fever,  Harry Potter
Likes to wear:fcuk
Listens to:Christina Aguilera
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Sending greeting cards,  Finding warez
Favorite type of dance(s):Swing
Favorite board game(s):Mahjong
Favorite TV show(s):Buffy the Vamipre Slayer,  Pokemon
Favorite quote(s):"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

com : Funny and cool away messages for you to use on such services as aol, aim, and icq.
Post - postscript: A market opportunity: now that the craze for pre-recorded funny answerphone messages has died away, is it time to start thinking about selling jokey scenes for answervideophones?
 
 
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