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Topic: Babel Fish

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Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database, Game Spot

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Education:

None

Favorite author(s):

Dante Alighieri

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace

Favorite destination(s):

South America, Russia

Listens to:

Shakira, Queen

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez

Favorite philosopher(s):

Confucius

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

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Reindeer Herder

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Internet Marketer

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

AltaVista Babel Fish Translation enables you to translate short passages of text or entire Web sites among 19 pairs of languages.
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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Use AltaVista's Babel Fish to translate this page.

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