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Topic: Babel Fish Translator

Related:
  Translators    Fish  
  Babel    Babel Fish Translation  
  AltaVista Babel Fish    Alta Vista Babel fish  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Dictionary
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):CEO,  Webmaster,  Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite author(s):Dante Alighieri
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Interest(s):Latin
Favorite destination(s):South America
Listens to:Shakira
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Favorite philosopher(s):Confucius
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

 I'd suggest altavista's babel fish translator to them, but since they obviously don't understand English, it'd be rather useless.
As an automatic translator, Babel Fish works best when the text you wish to translate uses proper grammar.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

 Babel Fish Translator - Translate one language to another.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Altavista Translator - type in text and have Altavista's "Babel fish" tool translate it for you.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

 Language Translator Translate text with Alta Vista's Babel Fish.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

 You can use either the Altavista Babel Fish translator, or the translator at SysTran to translate it.
 
 
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