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Topic: Michael Jackson dangling his baby over the balcony

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Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Most admires:

Michael Jackson

People talk about their ..:

Weirdness

Appearance:

Butt Ugly

Favorite author(s):

Brothers Grim

Favorite TV show(s):

Saturday Night Live

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Favorite actor(s):

Angelina Jolie, John Candy

Favorite book(s):

1984 by George Orwell

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Favorite movie(s):

Silence of the Lambs

Listens to:

Janet Jackson

Favorite philosopher(s):

Socrates, Plato

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Michael Jackson dangling "his" baby over the balcony of a German hotel - for the love of god Michael, it's over!

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: lil weezzy 2005-04-11 12:49:52	hes a bastard and a son of a bitch
From: poiz 2005-05-12 09:39:12	your fucki crazy dood you so toally fuckin rock kid . Keep fuckin those little ids and keep hopeing for life dood peace out POIZ
From: queer ass 2006-05-09 09:33:31	fuck you jack ass!!!!!!! muthafucka
From: 2006-01-24 12:43:29	^^^FUCK YOU :)
From: Klaire 2006-02-19 14:01:38	i luv michael jackson n all his work! he's a gr8 man. hu r u 2 judge?
From: victim of jackson :D 2006-02-28 12:58:27	well hello...i am one of the children that was molested from that prick... i charged him...but i lied...it was my dad!!!! muahahahhahahah...jk michaels my home boi!
From: George Dubya fuck yourself 2006-02-28 13:00:36	This is George dubya, I have recived an urgent message that Micheal Jackson is a boy hungry perv, and he is loose in all 50 states, watch your backs children. don't drop the soap, if you see a penyy, leave it. thank you. that will be all.
From: jack ass 2006-04-12 00:36:08	Holy shit, fagman. That is so sick... Is your "jizz" really green?
From: fagman 2006-04-11 00:04:04	HA HA HA!!! That is muthafucking funny, dude!!!! "Don't drop the muthafucking SOAP!!!!" Fuck, that gives me a fucking idea, muthafucka!!!! I am going to drop the muthafucking soap!!!! OHHH FUCK ME IN THE MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE, MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON!!!!! AHHHH!!!!! My fucking jizz is fucking green, dude!!! What the muthafuck?!!!! FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT!!!!! I like to pick the shit out of my muthafucking asshole and fucking EAT IT!!!! SHIT BITCH FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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