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Topic: Baby Birth

Related:
  Birth    Baby  
  Baby Birth Announcements    Date of Birth  
  New Baby    Babies born  
  Baby Back    Child Birth  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Birth Control    Birth Certificate  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards,  Stroller
Most admires:Their mother
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Low birth weight babies are 100 times more likely to develop CP than normal birth weight infants.
Babies with low birth weight may face an increased risk of developing medical problems and learning disabilities.
BABY'S BIRTH WEIGHT: 7 pounds 14 ounces QUESTION: For the past month, my 8 week old has been spitting up a tremendous amount.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Vaccinating babies at birth is potentially an effective method to reduce liver cancer and is routinely done for hepatitis B in Taiwan.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Well, this baby's birth is so important and so unique that God breaks open the heavens and sends down the angels with a birth announcement.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Your baby's photo birth announcement also can be custom-printed directly on high quality card stock.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There is little evidence that ECPs cause birth defects because the pills are taken before the baby's organs begin to develop, but the risk of harming the fetus is still higher when ECPs are taken during pregnancy than when other forms of birth control are used after conception.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Babies were breast fed exclusively and, if the mother had either died giving birth or was not interested in the tedious job of childcare, a wet nurse would be found to provide the service.
Most babies are born without birth defects, but expectant moms still worry.
Baby's head slipped back though so I jumped back on the birth stool as I felt I could get her out when I sat on that and I wasn't going to get off for love nor money!
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Babies are born with weak immune responses, but they are protected from some diseases for their first few months of life by antibodies received from their mothers before birth.
The baby's immune system is still immature and the baby receives antibodies from the placenta and after birth they will receive antibodies continually from your breast milk.
 
 
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