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Topic: Babies born

Related:
  Born    Baby  
  New Born Baby    Baby Birth  
  Born in New    New Baby  
  Day I was born    Baby Back  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Girl  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Babies who are born premature or have ongoing respiratory issues are at risk for complications associated with RSV such as pneumonia or bronchiolitis.
Babies are born with 4 different enzymes to break down and digest milk, and they lose two of those enzymes after so many months.
Babies born to smokers may have a lower birth weight and have slower lung development.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Babies who were born dead or who did not live past infancy were buried in crevices below the pueblos in rocky slopes of the steep mesas.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Babies born to smokers have the same level of nicotine byproduct in their blood as an adult smoker does and in the first days of their lives they can experience withdrawal symptoms.
Babies born to mothers who smoked marijuana during pregnancy weighed an average of 3.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Babies are born with a grasping reflex, even very young babies can keep a rattle in their hands for short periods of time.
Babies who are born at a younger gestation than this will most likely having difficulties sucking or nursing.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Babies born early and of very low birthweight have an increased incidence of learning difficulties but little was known about the specific nature of their cognitive deficits and the underlying neuropathology.
Babies born with sickle cell anemia inherit a gene for the disorder from each parent.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Therefore babies are born sinless and will be saved if they die.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Babies are born with weak immune responses, but they are protected from some diseases for their first few months of life by antibodies received from their mothers before birth.
 
 
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