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Topic: Dangle in the air like a Michael Jackson baby

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eva Peron, Evita, Michael Jackson

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes, The Muppets, The Muppets

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo, Rear Window, North by Northwest

Listens to:

Cher

Favorite quote(s):

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The writers allow suspense to dangle in the air like a Michael Jackson baby and don't immediately reveal what is in the package.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: christina polite 2005-06-03 11:21:19	hi
From: shitty 2006-05-05 09:56:02	Fuck you!!!! He is a child rapist!!! And a fucking wigger!!!! fuck your fucking vitiligo my fucking hairy fucking ass!!!!! Yes my name is shitty and don't fucking feel fucking sorry for me because I am a fucked up greasy motherfucker!!!! My fucking dick is fucking tiny!!!!! Michael muthafucking Jackson is not fucking beautiful. He is ugly as all fuck!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!
From: 2006-04-12 20:36:45	shitty, you live up to your name don't you? Michael Jackson DOES have a skin disease, and it is called vitiligo. 50 million people in this world have it, and sadly, Michael does. People don't believe him when he says he has it. Now don't you think it would actually be against the LAW to say you have a disease to the world, and stand by it for 15 years, when you actually don't have it? Michael does have it, and I feel so sorry for people like you. OMG I really do. What a shame. Michael is beautiful.
From: the man 2006-04-10 23:59:09	.......HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
From: Taliyah Lewiett 2006-03-06 16:56:59	Micheal Jackson put his baby over the balcony so everyone can see his baby that's what micheal said.
From: shitty 2006-03-31 09:45:47	Ha ha ha ha!!! He was really going to drop that fucking baby!!! He saw the crowd and changed is muthafucking mind though!!! Shit fuck!!! Micheal is so fucking gay, dude!!! Want kind of fucked up muthafucka gets his fucking skin changed?!!! FUCKING DISEASE MY FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! Fuck I just want to fuck with Jessica Simpson!!! She has big fucking tits!!!

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