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Topic: Baby Duck

Related:
  Duck    Baby  
  Baby Birth    New Baby  
  Babies born    Baby Back  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Girl  
  Baby Gift    Baby Names  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite food(s):Meat and potatoes,  Anything with tomato sauce,  Fruit salad
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Penguin
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Hockey
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Spring,  Easter
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Readers are like baby ducks, and will imprint upon the first character presented to them.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

All baby ducks are similar in appearance - little yellow and black balls of fluff with proportionately large webbed feet.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The baby ducks leave tiny trails of rummaged grass in the swamp.
Tiny baby ducks can be eaten by large bass.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Many baby bunnies, chicks and ducks are killed or maimed by neighborhood dogs and cats.
They teach their babies to swim much like mother ducks.
The ducks loved the tender green leaves and the tiny baby vegetables and the fact that all they had to do was jump up and pig out.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It was nothing to come into our house and find a carrier with baby chicks or ducks; or baby ducks in our bath tub for their daily swim.
Baby ducks should never be placed in water as they will quickly waterlog and drown without the protective oils deposited from the parent's feathers.
When Baby Duck's blanket needs washing, she must spend the day without it.
 
 
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