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Topic: Baby Elephant

Related:
  Elephant    Baby  
  Baby Birth    New Baby  
  Babies born    Baby Back  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Girl  
  Baby Gift    Baby Names  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Most admires:Laurel & Hardy
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite author(s):Ernest Hemingway
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Elephant,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite great leader(s):Hannibal,  Alexander the Great
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Favorite computer game(s):Age of Empires
Favorite movie(s):The Bridge on the River Kwai
Favorite destination(s):India
Worst habit(s):Belching
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Baby blue whales are 6m long and weigh 9 tonnes, as much as two adult African elephants!
The baby elephants adapted to life without their parents and other family members, and there was no more problem with the food supply.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Elephants are sensitive fellow animals where if a baby complains, the entire family will rumble and go over to touch and caress it.
Baby elephants born in breeding farms are torn from their mothers, tied with ropes, and kept in isolation until they learn to fear their trainers.
There were 29 elephants splashing around the water hole with new born babies.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The number of baby elephants born today is not enough to maintain the present population levels of elephants in Thailand.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

These baby elephants are smuggling in through Burmese border into Prachuabkirikhan, Kanchanaburi, Petchburi, Ranong, Tak and Maehongson.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

When they were done, they rounded up all of the orphan baby elephants and arranged them into groups of so many males and females per group and sent them off to various other preserves.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Baby elephants are chained or tied down and brutally beaten every day for a month until they learn to submit to their trainers.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Sheldrick is the first person to have succeeded in raising orphaned baby elephants and is the author of the book Orphans of Tsavo.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The orphanage was primarily designed to afford care and protection to the many baby elephants found in the jungle without their mothers.
Rope Baby elephants born in breeding compounds are prematurely removed from their mothers for training.
 
 
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