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Topic: Gerber baby food

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Meat and potatoes,  Cookies
Likes to wear:Diapers,  Maternity clothing,  Adidas
Favorite destination(s):Mexico
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Orange Juice,  Sake
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label.
Gerber recently announced that henceforth its baby foods will be free from genetically modified crops -- and will be organically grown to boot.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Gerber, a US baby food manufacturer that sells product in Guatemala, refused to comply with these regulations and also refused numerous attempts to negotiate.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Gerber's brand baby food (green or yellow vegetables) is frequently added to the diet, as is yogurt with live cultures.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

GERBER: Threatening Guatemala In a little-noticed victory for Gerber Products Company and other multinational corporations seeking to upend national health and safety laws as barriers to international trade, the Supreme Court in Guatemala earlier this year exempted imported baby food products from the country's tough infant health law.
Guatemala was forced to choose between maintaining the UNICEF baby formula policy that has saved thousands of children’s lives or facing an expensive defense in a WTO tribunal and then possible trade sanctions for not protecting the trademark rights of US baby food manufacturer Gerber, whose label violates the UNICEF code.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

A ring from Tiffany’s given in a powder blue box imbues us with a sense of style and sophistication; Gerber's baby food, and the company's historic commitment to nutrition, offers us reassurance of how much we love our child; and new Nike basketball sneakers elevate us to the height and skill of Michael Jordan - if only in our minds.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

If you don't have mynah pellets, another choice of food is to mix up some cooked brown rice, baby food oatmeal (such as Gerber's that comes in a jar), applesauce and boiled egg.
You can also feed baby food - some Heinz or Gerber's Rice Cereal with Apple sauce or Banana.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I start the puppies off with Science Diet Growth Small Bites dry and give moist meals of the same mixed with a little Gerbers Strained Turkey Baby Food 2 x day.
Kittens with teeth can be weaned onto solid food with Gerber's Chicken Baby Food.
Several jars of Gerbers chicken or turkey baby food.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
kellie
2004-12-30 23:21:04
i want to know at what age to start which foods
From:
Baby food/Water relief needed..
2005-08-31 15:29:55
I would like to see Gerber pass out food and formulas for the babies of the hurricane . Rent a truck and deliver baby food to the babies they are hungry and thirsty and need us all now..I am trying to gather all the help I can on my own for these infants and children of Louisiana.. Thank you Mary Reid of Fern Park,Florida
From:
Catherine Dixon Washington,N.C.
2005-09-03 13:25:13
I would also like to see Gerber respond to the small babies and children who so badly need it. All of us private citizens are doing all we can but nothing like the big companies that we support by buying their products can do.
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