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Topic: Having a baby

Related:
  New Baby    Baby Girl  
  Baby Gift    Babies born  
  Baby Back    Baby  
  Baby Boy    Baby Care  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Birth  
  Baby Names  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid,  Incompetent
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

More women are having their first babies over the age of 35, and average pre-pregnancy weight and weight gain in pregnancy has also increased.
Research has found that the risk of babies having a neural tube defect such as spina bifida is reduced when women ensure an adequate folate intake beginning before becoming pregnant and continuing throughout the early weeks of pregnancy.
Before it was discovered that babies were born with either esophageal atresia or esophageal atresia with a tracheo-esophageal fistula people were having difficulty swallowing for one reason or another such as strictures and narrowing of the esophagus.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Weak babies having difficulty sucking may be given slightly diluted supplement with physician's approval (to make the supplement flow easier one to two tablespoons of distilled water per four ounces of formula.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

But, having seen babies poop and pee in their diapers before, I simply closed the motel room door to leave the little baby to the privacy of his sensual ecstasies!
Having babies or dropping your career to go to grad school or getting married or even moving out of your parents' house may not be something you, my kind Reader, are interested in doing.
Shows the cultural preference for having male babies and the tendency of expectant mothers to demand abortion of female fetuses.
Mark Harris,
Priest

This is for families wishing to have their babies baptized early in the new year who have not yet attended a baptismal preparation class and are having their child baptized here.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Having the very symbol of the triumph of the abortion ethos embrace the cause of unborn babies has sent shockwaves through the precincts of the pro-abortion establishment.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

I was put on Paxil at the beginning of this year for anxiety and then about 7 months later I found out I was pregnant and my doctor had shared with me information about babies being born and having withdrawal effects from paxil, so my doctor suggested that I taper off and quit taking paxil and switch to a safer SSRI prozac.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Instead of having his freshly shaven face shaded from the sun by the lid of his cap, it was glistening like a babies butt and facing directly at the oncoming buck.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Besides having a knack for recognizing great furniture deals and passing them along to customers, Bill loves to collect and trade Beanie Babies and Beanie Baby cards.
 
 
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