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Topic: Michael Jackson Baby

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jackson, Eva Peron, Evita

Appearance:

Butt Ugly

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Favorite TV show(s):

The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite actor(s):

Angelina Jolie, Winona Ryder

Favorite movie(s):

The Bodyguard, Singin' in the Rain, This Is Spinal Tap

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Listens to:

Janet Jackson, Alternative, REM

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Michael Jackson's Baby Drop has been sat in the 'Things To Blog' folder of my favourites for bloody ages.
Crazy Michael Jackson and his dangling baby.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

November saw actress Winona Ryder found guilty of shoplifting and Michael Jackson caused controversy with his baby dangling stunt in Berlin.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Michael Jackson will not be prosecuted by Berlin Police for dangling baby Prince Michael II from a fourth floor window earlier this week, admitting these sort of actions were "not punishable"
Meanwhile, Berlin authorities found nothing wrong with the Michael Jackson baby dangling incident.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Michael Jackson's "Baby Be Mine", "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'", "Thriller" (reached #1 Pop in the USA in March 1984), "Billie Jean" (#1 Pop in both the U.
Be a good parent and catch Michael Jackson's baby before the fool drops it off the balcony!
It was probably just a matter of time until Michael Jackson 's infamous "baby-dangling" incident that made headlines around the world would spawn a video game.

User Talk

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