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Topic: Mother and Baby

Related:
  Mother    Baby  
  Mother and Child    Mother's Day  
  Baby Birth    New Baby  
  Babies born    Mother Daughter  
  Baby Back    Mother Earth  
  Mother's Love    Baby Care  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards,  Stroller,  Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Their mother,  Florence Nightingale
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Mothers were screaming out loud, some clutching their babies and trying to hide them under their dresses.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Mothers often told their children that if they did not stick their tongue in the hole caused by the loss of a baby tooth that the new tooth would grow back gold.
Babies born to mothers with a severe drink problem can be found to have certain physical and mental abnormalities.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

All babies born to mothers with HIV have HIV antibodies.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Mothers often use their pectoral fins to caress and cradle their young and have been seen assisting their babies to the surface.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Babies born to mothers who smoked marijuana during pregnancy weighed an average of 3.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Baby hippos are fed by their mothers until they are about eight months old but they stay close to mum until they are several years old.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Mothers who wished to enroll babies immediately after the end of their maternity leave therefore asked the University Hospital to open a private childcare center.
Even mothers who really want a baby report less pain during childbirth than mothers who are giving birth to unwanted babies.
Many mothers who breastfeed their babies worry that Dad will feel left out of the bonding process.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mothers and babies from outlying and country areas are quickly transported by aircraft or road ambulance to South Brisbane to receive the Mater's renowned care.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Babies are born with weak immune responses, but they are protected from some diseases for their first few months of life by antibodies received from their mothers before birth.
 
 
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