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Topic: New Baby

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Most admires:Their mother,  Easter Bunny,  Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):Stroller,  Pokemon cards,  Care bears
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers,  Bridesmade's dress
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

New-born babies were weighed daily and those under routine hospital care regularly lost several ounces of weight in the first five days.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Is it only the intake of food by the mothers of all animate life, the source of energy of all new born babies or is there some thing else which can be termed as the energy principle and operates through the divine Nature?
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

They were among 65 babies taken from Africa starting in the late 1950s and used to create a breeding group at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The new babies would be born soon and Mommy would be coming home, but there would be nothing to show her except this mess.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There are two cases full of dinosaur eggs, nests and babies which explain the new and exciting theories of dinosaur home life and social interaction based on these finds.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Involving the babies in the practice increases bonding between moms and babies and provides a social time to meet other new mothers.
New Volunteers are invited to sew, knit and crochet items for sick and needy babies in Gwinnett and Hall county hospitals.
Featuring doll babies and other treasured keepsakes made from your choice of new materials or your old baby clothes and receiving blankets.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A new study shows that babies born to women taking a common epilepsy drug during pregnancy are almost twice as likely to have birth defects than those on other epilepsy medications.
Mark Harris,
Priest

This is for families wishing to have their babies baptized early in the new year who have not yet attended a baptismal preparation class and are having their child baptized here.
The new pharoah ordered the Hebrew midwives to kill all male babies at birth, but they refused to kill for they feared God.
New England Puritans felt that babies were born sinful and in a subhuman state.
 
 
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