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Topic: Picture of your NEWBORN baby

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pamela Anderson

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories

Interest(s):

Law, Computers

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Baseball cap

Favorite movie(s):

The Sixth Sense, Rain Man

Listens to:

Limp Bizkit

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Medical note(s):

Has cancer

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Using this page you can post pictures of your ultrasound if you are pregnant or photos of your newborn baby.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It will give you the opportunity to post ultrasound pictures, updates, and your baby's newborn picture on your web page to share with family and friends world wide.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Share pictures of your pregnancy ultrasound or photos of your newborn baby with your friends and family by creating your own Web page through our Healthy Mom Club.
We got a picture of the new Malpass family with their newborn baby boy at 2 months old.
Here are more pictures of Pam and Mike's newborn twin babies.

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