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Topic: Baby Seal

Related:
  Seal    Baby  
  Baby Birth    New Baby  
  Babies born    Baby Back  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Girl  
  Baby Gift    Baby Names  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Brown raincoat,  Care bears
Most admires:Santa Claus
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:People,  Parenting magazine
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite animal(s):Dolphin,  Penguin,  Wolf
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Army uniforms,  Diapers
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Beaten like baby seals, My expectations were low.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

If they suddenly started clubbing baby seals and kicking homeless kids it would make more sense.
That is why their public awareness campaigns are heavily laced with pictures of hunters brutally clubbing baby seals to death, or of vast acres of tropical rainforests in flames.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

We have had 300 baby seals killed this winter due to the severity of the storms.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

We saw penguins and a colony of seals where the babies were playing in small protected pools and their mothers were yelling at them and the dads were grunting.
I am grateful that I saw baby seals and their mothers on the beach this year in California.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The babies should be lighter but, any seals in the litter will probably have a silver tinge and should be culled.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

All those baby harp seals choking on crude oil.
Are bad for baby seals.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

They were going up and down the coast trying to snatch little baby seals from the shore.
Leave all baby seals on the beach!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Seals have their babies like people do.
 
 
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