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Topic: Baby Sleep

Related:
  Sleep    Baby  
  Baby Birth    New Baby  
  Babies born    Baby Back  
  Baby Care    Baby Boy  
  Mother and Baby    Baby Girl  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Stroller,  Pokemon cards,  Couch
Personality:Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Lazy
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Listens to:Metallica,  REM
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Babies should not sleep with their parents if either parent has been drinking, smokes, or is excessively tired.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Healthy Babies Should Sleep on Their Backs One of the most important things you can do to help reduce the risk of SIDS is to put your healthy baby on his or her back to sleep.
My baby's reflux problem has decreased and she sleeps well already.
Some babies with health problems may need to sleep on their stomach.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

When babies sleep the sugar in these liquids remains on the teeth and causes decay or baby bottle mouth.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The baby sleeps until hunger pangs and loneliness arouse him again.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Fifteen babies were deprived of up to four hours of sleep and their breathing patterns, control of breathing and arousal responses were recorded.
Soothing to babies for a more restful sleep naturally fine resistant and packaged in its own carrying case.
Babies are very sensitive to outside stimulus and easily awaken during this sleep state.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Babies who sleep in swaddling cloths wake up less frequently and get twice as much REM sleep during a nap as those sleeping with normal blankets.
Babies tend to sleep better with the soothing buzzing noice of an electric house appliance such as a washing machine, tumble drier or vacuum cleaner in the background.
All babies are healthy and new Mom's are getting little sleep!
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
AMY
2005-06-13 10:21:22
BABY ONLY SLEEPS FOR 20 MINUTES AT A TIME WHAT'S WRONG?
From:
Lisa
2005-07-14 11:22:49
Son is 11 monthsols, he has reflux which seems to be completely better. He was put on a apnea monitor at 2 months, it never went off until 9 months. He only has had one apnea episode that was 18 sec. and heart rate 56bpm one time. Is this true apnea?
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