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Topic: Back in Black

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap,  Bikini,  Bondage kit
People talk about their ..:Hairstyle
Appearance:Overweight
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Ass,  Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Spandex PVC,  Low cut hipster jeans,  Long dresses
Favorite destination(s):Home
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It was a black-and-white photo, and I look horrible in it because I had hurriedly pulled all my hair back into a messy ponytail before I entered the room.
His black hair was shaved close at the back and sides, but piled into an oily loaf of curls above his forehead.
His night black hair was pulled back tightly into a small tail and the grin seemed to swallow his entire face.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Rudy was wearing black pants, a white tuxedo shirt, and a black jacket that had a woman strongly resembling Nicole Kidman on the back of it.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I was wearing a black t-shirt that day, and when I took it off I saw that the back was covered with white wavy salt patterns from my dried sweat.
This is a small black mosquito with silver or white bands on the legs and one white stripe down the back between the wings.
Back then, bands were either all-black or all-white, resulting in differing styles.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Black stocking with seams running down the back wore with high heels and a white slip, black seamed stockings and vintage dresses or a beautiful eighteen year old wearing nylons held up by a girdle.
Knitted gloves were worn in the morning and black silk mittens were put on the back with gloves of white silk net or white kid for dinner parties.
Her black hair is pulled back in a low chignon, and golden dangling earrings and necklace enhance her tan skin.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

There are black and white illustrations to complement the text from the pottery's archive including many previously unseen patterns and designs dating back to the late 1950s and the Grays Pottery era.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

That black and white throw back was coming after me, followed by a group of other black and white freaks.
 
 
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