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Topic: Back Issues

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Politics:

Feminist, Democrat, Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine, People, FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Banker, Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Stamp collecting

Interest(s):

Economics

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Back issues are also available via WAIS and WWW.
Back issues are available from Deborah Charles Publications at special rates, while supplies remain available.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Back issues are available to download in PDF format.
Back issues are available from January 2000 in PDF format.
Back issues are available via the SimpleTimes Web Server.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Back issues are maintained in the password protected area of the Peer Resources website.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Back issues are available as well by clicking the Previous Newsletter Requests under the Contact prompt and selecting a specific topic.
Back issues of newsletters will be shipped to you promptly when you join.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Back issues are also available on this site in Adobe Acrobat 4.
Back issues are available for most editions, at the prices listed on the subscription form.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Back issues are available from Taking beer and cheese one step further I asked several beverage and food industry folks about cheese made or wrapped with hops.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Back issues are also available at the Customer Service Desk in the main lobby of the Enquirer Building at 312 Elm St in downtown Cincinnati.

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