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Topic: Back Pain

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Breasts
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Positive outlook
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Sad
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Yet most back pain is not due to any serious disease and much chronic disability should be preventable.
Chronic back pain does not have to be something you have to live with and any therapist or specialist that tells you that, has also just told you they are not the person you should be consulting about your pain.
The majority of patients seen for outpatient pain management services have chronic lower back and neck problems with diagnostic evidence of entrapped or pinched nerves.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Chronic back pain that haunted him before has now disappeared, and the mental focus complements his Zen studies.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Relieves back pain - the contoured shape of this neck pillow keeps the spine and neck in proper alignment so back pain caused by poor sleep positioning can be avoided.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Back pain, neck pain, shoulder grooving from bra straps, and rashes beneath the breasts are not uncommon complaints of women with unduly large breasts.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Normally neck pain or back pain is again due to muscular weakness and allopathy may declare it as cervical spondylosis since it declares that the cervical vertebrae are worn out.
Lumbar back pain is often accompanied by radiating pain in the buttock thigh or leg, usually on one side but sometimes on both, and generally referred to as sciatica.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Chronic Back Pain Patients whose symptoms persist beyond 6-8 weeks or patients who experience recurrent episodes of significant pain separated by periods of various durations can be accurately described as having a chronic or sub-chronic condition.
Back to Top This is a treatment program which relies heavily on a trust in the patient to do the right thing and learn that in chronic pain and impairment from injury they are to be their own salvation and all the money and interested parties get in the way of this transformation to self help.
Migraine suffers are to place it over the migraine pain while having the warm sinus pad on the back of the neck relaxing the pain away.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Back to Top Establishing treatment protocols which allows for the liberal use of opioids in chronic non malignant pain would be a mistake in my opinion.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
sonya
2005-05-13 17:10:18
i am having severe stomache cramps sort of menstrual cramps but have already had my period also having major back painsin the
From:
sonya
2005-05-13 17:12:02
i am having severe stomach cramps sort of menstrual cramps but have already had my period also having major back pains in the upper and lower region
From:
sonya
2005-05-13 17:12:44
i am having severe stomach cramps sort of menstrual cramps but have already had my period also having major back pains in the upper and lower region what could this be caused by?
From:
sonya
2005-05-13 17:14:26
what would cause severe menstrual type cramps and back pain?
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