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Topic: Backyard

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  Backyard Ponds    Backyard Wrestling  
  Backyard Baseball    Backyard Football  
  Backyard Basketball    Burke's Backyard  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Ikea bedroom,  Vacuum cleaner
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Gardening,  Birdwatching
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Favorite animal(s):Butterfly,  Owls,  Rottweiler
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Spring
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

It is standing out in my backyards on a clear Winter night looking at the light of Stars that began their journeys millions of light years ago and wondering what other beings on other planets are celebrating their own existence.
This show highlights those constellations and planets that can be seen from backyards throughout Middle Tennessee and across the United States.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Some people who make leaf compost in their backyards also use worms to compost their food scraps and paper.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The backyard is fenced for privacy and along with a two car garage, youÕll get separate RV parking to boot!
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

In our backyards and around the world, countless tragedies and social injustices create opportunities to glorify God through our generous contributions for those in need.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Snakes snare a cybersite YET another warm weekend has sent Melbourne people into their backyards and into contact with venomous snakes.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The backyard is fenced in and has a patio, which is perfect for summer cookouts, or just relax on the front porch.
Privacy fenced backyard with patio and wood decking.
Fenced backyard with concrete patio.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Tonight at noon Supermarkets will advertise 3p extra on everything Tonight at noon Children from happy families will be sent to live in a home Elephants will tell each other human jokes America will declare peace on Russia World War I generals will sell poppies on the street on November 11th The first daffodils of autumn will appear When the leaves fall upwards to the trees Tonight at noon Pigeons will hunt cats through city backyards Hitler will tell us to fight on the beaches and on the landing fields A tunnel full of water will be built under Liverpool Pigs will be sighted flying in formation over Woolton And Nelson will not only get his eye back but his arm as well White Americans will demonstrate for equal rights In front of the Black house And the monster has just created Dr.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Infill projects are for new apartment buildings in the backyards in residential neighborhoods, jacking up existing buildings to add apartments, etc.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Remove the demons from your own houses of worship and the skeletons from your own backyards before preaching to me the sins of Halloween.
 
 
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