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Topic: I Love Bacon

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Brown raincoat

Most admires:

Easter Bunny, Rush Limbaugh

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite food(s):

Bacon and eggs, Sausage rolls, Meat and potatoes

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite movie(s):

Notting Hill

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Favorite drink(s):

Orange Juice, Milk

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

I love their bacon wrapped, honey dipped shrimp and Dennis feasted on fresh oysters served on the half shell.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

I love bacon 19, UNDRESS 20.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I Love Bacon - A twisted little site featuring, lots of humor graphics & photo's, sometimes you can find the weirdest things on billboards.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I love maple-cured bacon!

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