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Topic: Bad

Related:
  Bad Movie    Bad Habits  
  Bad Breath    Bad Dog  
  Bad Check    Bad Boy  
  Bad Credit    Bad Debt  
  Bad Day    Bad U  
  Bad Company  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wasn't that bad looking, maybe a little too skinny, but someone would have to go for me.
It really wasn't bad at first but then it got worse, I had big huge lumps and i thought i'd have to go on accutane.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Wasn't enlightenment said to be the way cosmic consciousness would free human beings from their bad karma when they had attempted long enough to give enough redemption for the sufferance they once had caused?
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The bad news is I had to take it to a garage to get it fixed; the good news is that my colleague has a bad-ass truck to haul it to said garage.
Bad directions from the hotel and a police escort in entirely the opposite direction didn't make it an easier, but we eventually found ourselves right back at the border at a little trailer office.
The bad news was that we suddenly found ourselves climbing a monstrously tall bridge in the travel lane of an expressway.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Bad Credit Car Loans Offers new and used car loans and financing for people with good and bad credit via a nationwide network of auto dealers.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Too bad I don't have a single vase in the house so I had to put them in an old sparkling cider bottle.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Ryan continued to have bad nights with Patti but the more we talked about Patti, especially when Micah would tell Ryan stories about Patti and how much fun he used to have with her she slowly wasn't afraid anymore.
Stu was still nursing a bad back and Tom was hoping his thigh strain had healed but other than that the team were looking strong.
ELR was not a great enemy because of their bad manners - they play really nice but we don't like to be flamed in a game.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It is too bad that many who consider themselves to be Christians are not sure of their salvation.
 
 
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