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Topic: Bad Company

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  Company    Bad  
  Insurance Company    Software Company  
  Production Company    Two companies  
  Corporation Company    Major companies  
  Investment Company    Oil Company  
  Consulting Company    Manufacturing Company  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Bad point(s):Greedy
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Capitalist,  Apathetic
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  Lawyer
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Where it is recognised that groundwater pumping is having a bad effect on particularly important stretches of river, water companies are working together with the environment regulators to find ways of improving the flow.
PrivateMI companies are required by law to set aside adequate reserves in case of bad financial times to cover defaults on mortgages they insure.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The bad news is, like losing weight, most companies make too little progress too slowly or lose and then regain more fat than before.
John Fielding,
CEO

We focus on companies that have a long history of predictable and consistent earnings growth in good and bad economic times and avoid cyclical companies whose earnings growth is closely tied to the economy.
It will also enable companies to get relief for bad debts in a wider range of circumstances and will merge the legislation on foreign exchange gains and losses into the loan relationships and derivative contracts system.
BAD NEWS FROM OVERSEAS- THE TOBACCO SETTLEMENT Some states involved in the Master Settlement Agreement with tobacco companies are spending the money they received from the settlement for other purposes.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Companies that we were unable to reach due to a bad phone number and or mailing address or email address have been dropped from the directory.
The bad news: the handle the miscreant used to create the offending site is still in their database, which means he can still register domains with my company's information.
Phone card companies usually have the policy to add the balance back to your card if a bad connection is no longer than 30 seconds.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Previously, one bad aspect to using MP3 compression was the fact that two overseas companies owned the compression and decompression patent rights to the MP3 algorithm.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The bad things that Microsoft do with their control of the PC desktop are nothing compared to the bad things that companies like Sony will do if the PC is replaced by closed machines like the PS2 as the primary tool for accessing the Internet.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

As if that is not bad enough, Cheney lied about and covered up his company's involvement in supplying weapons to Iraq.
 
 
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