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Topic: Bad Dog

Related:
  Dog    Bad  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Bad Day    Dog Training  
  Dog Show    Dog House  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Aggressive,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Dog,  Poodle
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I have dogs that have a bad habit of trying to tip the food bowl over, and these bowls solved that problem!
All dogs are different and some will learn quicker than others depending on breed, how much time the owner has to train and how many bad habits need to be untaught etc.
Dogs can develop bad habits like people, and the longer a bad habit is allowed to go on, the harder it is to break.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Police dogs had a very bad political reputation because of their historical role in attacking civil rights demonstrators.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

These are not “bad” dogs, they are just dogs reverting back to uncivilized behavior because they know no other way to handle what they perceive to be a menacing or intrusive situation.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I mean it is bad enough that she spends most of her time on the phone talking to her life partner about her dogs, but to then get off the phone and continue talking to everyone in the surrounding area about them is horrible.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

McSoley is an internationally known Animal Behavior Therapist who has treated thousands of dogs with problems ranging from simple bad habits to severe aggression.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Dogs that are unaffected by hip dysplasia have a good, tight fit between the ball and socket joint, dogs that are affected by the disease have a bad or loose fit.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Inbreeding is not really a bad thing, in fact all purebred dogs are inbred or they would not resemble their breed and would look more like feral dogs.
The bad side of life here for doggies is, that most people in Dallas have fenced yards and there dogs live in tragic isolation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

This is less bad on puppies than on adults, because ribs can spring later on dogs, and rib spring always improves on bitches after a litter, but it is better never to have this particular fault at any age.
Conditions were so bad in the old animal shelter that the people interested in adopting a pet had to step over holes in the flooring to view the dogs and cats.
 
 
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