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Topic: Plastic Bags

Related:
  Plastic    Bag  
  Plastic Surgery    Air Bags  
  Paper Bag    Plastic Products  
  Plastics News    Bag makes  
  Plastic Containers    Plastic Case  
  Plastics Industry    Plastic Surgeons  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs,  Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Martha Stewart
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Sausage rolls,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Anything with salt
Likes to wear:Tank tops,  Diapers,  Vinyl
Favorite sport(s):Bowling,  Racquetball
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Plastic bags are up to 90% thinner than their paper alternatives, and the use of these thinner, superior films has had a significant impact on reducing the volume and weight of plastics in municipal landfills.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Plastic freezer bags can serve for carrying and mixing items such as instant potatoes.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Plastic bags were uses to keep epoxy from glueing the 2x4 clamps to the prop as the epoxy squeezed out and ran down.
Zippered plastic bags and small plastic food containers make efficient use of refrigerator and cupboard space.
Plastic bags placed on your feet before putting on socks, plastic inside your leg warmers or on your chest can help cut the cold dramatically.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Sucked plastic bags into the water pump impeller shearing off all the vanes using friends ramps on the island.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Biodegradable plastic bags are great for distributing registration or promotional materials to each registered delegate.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Reuse plastic bags as diaper bags or to line your smaller trash cans.
REUSE plastic bags instead of throwing them away as soon as you take the original contents out.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Plastic bags and other rubbish caught in the razor wide and weeds along the walls add their noise to the quiet rumble of traffic along the road.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Plastic bags can cause all sorts of environmental problems particularly to marine habitats.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Plastic grocery bags or small plastic buckets are usually sufficient for bringing home any items you collected on your beach walk.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
ashley
2005-05-02 02:47:34
what gas makes plastic bags
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