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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Beach in the Bahamas

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

New York Times

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht, Pack of cubans, Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Dream job(s):

Spy

Favorite author(s):

Winslow Homer

Favorite explorer(s):

Christopher Columbus

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories, Theme parks

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite sport(s):

Scuba diving, Sailing

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica, South America, Hong Kong

Favorite drink(s):

Rum

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Yes, it is possible to get married on a Bahamas deserted beach, on an island one hour by plane from Miami.
The next day we docked in the Bahamas and we headed straight over to Paradise Island to check out the beach.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Bahamas is not all about bone fishing, there is a wide choice of beach resorts some suitable for families and others providing pampered escapism.
DoneReach Beach offers yet another great place to enjoy the wonders of the Bahamas and easy access into the water for swimming or snorkeling.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Bahamas Rental - Aarons Beachhouse is a Bahamas rental house located in Eleuthera on a deserted beach near reefs for diving.
BAHAMAS: Paradise Island beach and Atlantis Resort Waterscape Park.
Bahamas Adventures is one group that creates adventure packages that can include camping on the beach.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Bahamas beach before a storm.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Nassau Beach Hotel - Nassau, Bahamas The Nassau Beach Hotel has been selected twice as the setting for James Bond Movies.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

There is no such thing as a private beach in the Bahamas but this is the closet thing to being private.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Bahamas - South Ocean Golf and Beach - Located on South Ocean Beach w/ private beach away from the crowd.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Daytona Beach was the original Spring Break spot years before anyone even talked about Cancun, Jamaica, Bahamas and every other exotic destination students are going to these days.

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