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Topic: Grand Bahama

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

New York Times

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht, Pack of cubans, Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Dream job(s):

Spy

Favorite author(s):

Winslow Homer

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories

Favorite explorer(s):

Christopher Columbus

Favorite actor(s):

Calista Flockhart

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Interest(s):

Travelling

Favorite sport(s):

Scuba diving, Sailing

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica, South America, Hong Kong

Favorite drink(s):

Rum

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

There are four casinos: one on Cable Beach, another on Paradise Island; on Grand Bahama there is a casino in Freeport and one in Lucaya.
Freeport - Grand Bahamas is the most popular Carribbean spot.

John Fielding,
CEO

T, GRAND BAHAMAS CHARTERS FROM RFD The Greater Rockford Airport's (RFD) Regional Air Charter Service Center is still going strong despite the lack of success in initiating a recent charter program to Las Vegas.
Instead, Safe Bahamas will seek to establish a defined and sustained presence in Grand Bahama and the Family Islands, so as to ensure that relevant and appropriate elements of its strategic program will be set in motion throughout our family of islands.
We were at one time the exclusive agent for The Grand Bahama Development Company - the Developers of Freeport, Grand Bahama.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Grand Bahama's twin cities, Freeport and Lucaya, offer little of historical interest, but if you love blackjack or roulette, white pristine beaches and shopping, you won't be disappointed.
We are located on Queen's Highway, in Freeport, on Grand Bahama Island in The Bahamas and we are just minutes away from the Airport & Harbour facilities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Bahamas Bodybuilding and Fitness Federation will host the championships next September for the first time since 1985 and they are already making the required preparations for the hosting of the grand event.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Grand Bahamas has its popular Fish Fry on Wednesdays, from 6 p.
Grand Bahama's fully all-inclusive resort, kind of an Italian Club Med.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Bahamas has comprehensive and modern infrastructure, particularly on the two major islands, New Providence and Grand Bahama, where most of the population live.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

She had the grand plan to save enough money to have some left over for the next spring to go to the Bahamas to take an extra credits class in marine biology (and one great little vacation too!

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