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Topic: Preston Bailey

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Carl Jung, Their mother

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Good point(s):

Optimistic

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Perfectionist

Favorite era(s):

1930s, 1940s

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests, Working

Favorite actor(s):

Nicole Kidman

Interest(s):

Psychology

Favorite great thinker(s):

Sir Isaac Newton, Timothy Leary

Favorite movie(s):

The Sixth Sense, Rain Man

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Army Majors Freddy Preston and Mike Bailey, who had already been delayed by a broken suspension to their Rover 2000 in Persia, had more trouble in Kandahar with the other half of their suspension.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Preston Bailey, he said, was some kind of psychologist, but he knew no more than that.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Preston Bailey, and her daughter Lorian were interviewed.

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